nakk

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So crazy it makes your brain explode. Like when your mom tries to explain why she married your dad.
That pizza was so nakk I had to go to the ER.
His story about the chicken was so nakk I lost my job.
That kid’s hair was so nakk I thought it was a crime.
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When you shoot your jizz straight up someone's nose like it's a war crime.
He nakked me in math class. I still smell it.
I nakked my cousin at the party. He cried.
My dog nakked my dad. It was a mess.
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The most real dude you’ll ever meet. He’s the type who says ‘yo’ and means business.
That guy is the realest nakke I’ve ever seen.
He’s a nakke, so I know he’s trustworthy.
If he says he’s a nakke, he must be.
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The smelly stuff that comes out of your penis. Like when you haven’t showered in a week.
That man’s nakk was so strong I could smell it from across the street.
He had nakk like a goat.
His nakk was so bad I got a nosebleed.
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The Danish version of penis cheese. Like when you’re hungover and your penis is crying.
His nakk was so bad it made the whole class laugh.
She had nakk like a broken pizza.
That man’s nakk was legendary.
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A guy who’s lowkey shady and has a whole squad of brothers from the hood. Only Stenlose guys can be nakke.
That guy is a nakke. He’s got brothers from the GHETTOO.
She’s a nakke, so I know she’s up to no good.
He’s from Stenlose, so he’s a real nakke.
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