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A Instagram hotshot who thinks she's the bee's knees. She's usually a Pisces or Sagittarius. She watches everything, but she's also a bit of a pain in the ass. She's short, has a nice smile, and either smokes, drinks, or both. She's messed up, but deep down, she's a good person. Only a few people get her, like Aries and May Geminis.
You look like a walking Instagram filter. I bet you take 50 selfies before you post one.
You're so short, you're like a hobbit with a diva problem.
I don't know why you smoke. You look like a walking cough.