nakiree

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Nakiree is the type to shut you up with a ass whooping so hard your teeth rattle and then she laughs at you like you’re the dumbest person alive but she’s also the sweetest and most loyal person you’ll ever meet. Her heart’s pure enough to make angels cry.

Nakiree just spanked me in front of my whole class and then said, 'You’re welcome, dummy.'

She kicked my ass for calling her dad a weirdo and then gave me a hug.

I tried to prank her and she hit me with a mop. Then she said, 'You’re lucky I’m nice.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

Nakiree will whoop your butt so hard you’ll wish you were dead, but then she’ll give you candy and tell you she loves you. She’s the kind of person who makes you feel like the world’s biggest idiot, but you still can’t help loving her.

She whooped me for forgetting her birthday and then gave me a cake. I got a face full of frosting and a hug.

I called her a nerd and she whooped me in front of the whole school. Then she said, 'You’re my favorite nerd.'

She whooped me for eating her lunch and then asked if I wanted some of hers.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

Nakiree is the person who’ll whoop your butt until you’re out of breath and then still make you feel like you’re the best friend she ever had. She’s got a funny side, a corny side, and a heart that’s about as pure as a baby’s butt.

She whooped me for making fun of her dog and then said, 'You’re my favorite joker.'

I insulted her and she whooped me, then gave me a cookie and said, 'You’re still cool.'

She whooped me for stealing her phone and then said, 'You’re my favorite thief.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago