Nakija

Nakija walked in and the room went silent. It was like the devil took a break.

I don’t know how she’s so smart and so pretty. It’s like God gave her a cheat sheet.

She cried at a commercial and I’m not even mad. I’m impressed.

Nakija knew I was lying about the pizza before I even said it.

She looked at me and I felt like I’d been caught stealing from the church.

She called me out for eating the last cookie. I had no idea she was watching.

Nakija came in and the traffic stopped. People were like, 'What is this? A miracle? A traffic jam? A miracle jam?''

She solved my math problem in one second. I’m still confused.

She could’ve been president. Instead, she’s just annoyingly perfect.