nakified

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So naked you might as well be screaming your business. You’re not just naked, you’re a walking embarrassment. Like you got tossed out of a nudist camp and then laughed at.
My uncle went nakified at the family reunion and my cousin still won’t look at him.
She walked into the pool nakified and the lifeguard called the cops.
He got nakified in the grocery store and the clerk said, 'We’re out of dignity.'
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When you strip down so hard you might as well be a ghost. Like you took all your clothes and threw them in the trash, then threw yourself in after them.
He went nakified in the middle of the street and got a ticket for being 'too naked.'
She did a nakified dance in the hallway and scared the mailman.
My dog went nakified in the park and now everyone calls him 'Sir Biscuit.'
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