Nakif

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The most annoying person ever. He’s like a golden-hearted clown who won’t stop making you laugh until you’re tired and mad.
Nakif just texted me a meme at 2 a. m. and called me his ‘favorite human’
He kept telling my mom jokes until she cried
He tried to give me a goldfish for my birthday and called it ‘a pure soul’
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
2
He’s so nice he’ll probably cry if you’re sad. But he’ll also make you laugh so hard you’ll probably throw up.
He sent me a 10-minute video of him doing cartwheels just to cheer me up
He cried when my dog died and then made a joke about it
He brought me soup and a joke about goldfish
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
3
He’s like a saint who also has a really bad sense of humor. You’ll either love him or want to punch him in the face.
He told my dad a joke so bad my dad got a headache
He prayed for my goldfish and then made fun of it
He showed up at my house with a goldfish and a joke about saints
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
4
He’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. But he’s also the kind of person who’ll laugh at your worst moments and then tell you he’s ‘in love’ with you.
He laughed when I fell off my bike and then said he was ‘in love’ with me
He cried at my mom’s joke and then told me he was ‘in love’ with me
He brought me a goldfish and said it was ‘in love’ with me
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
5
He’s so kind he’ll probably die of happiness. But he’ll also make you laugh until your face turns red.
He made my goldfish laugh and then cried
He told my dad a joke so good my dad forgot his name
He showed up at my school with a goldfish and a joke about happiness
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
6
He’s like a golden angel who also has the worst jokes. You’ll either be in heaven or want to burn him to ashes.
He told my dad a joke so bad my dad got a headache
He made my goldfish laugh and then cried
He showed up with a goldfish and said it was an angel
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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