Nakies

Dad: 'I'm going nakies!' Mom: 'You're always nakies!' Dad: 'No, today I'm *super* nakies.'

Bro: 'I'm gonna go nakies in the park.' Sister: 'You're gonna get eaten by squirrels.'

Teacher: 'If you don't stop talking, you'll all be nakies!' Student: 'I'm already nakies!'

Grandpa: 'I'm gonna go nakies in the pool!' Grandma: 'You're 67, you're not going nakies in the pool.'

Dad: 'I'm so nakies, I could be a model!' Mom: 'You’re the model of being old and fat.'

Uncle: 'I’m going nakies in front of my kids!' Kids: 'We’re gonna tell your wife.'

Friend: 'I'm gonna go nakies in the shower!' Me: 'You’re always nakies in the shower.'

Mom: 'Why are you nakies on the bus?' Dad: 'Because I’m a wild animal.'

Teacher: 'I saw you nakies in the hallway!' Student: 'I was hiding from the principal.'

Friend: 'I'm so nakies, I'm wild!' Me: 'You're wild, but you're also fat.'

Dad: 'I'm wild and nakies!' Mom: 'You're just old and stupid.'

Teacher: 'Why are you wild and nakies?' Student: 'Because I got in trouble.'

Friend: 'My Naki hit me!' Me: 'She probably said 'screw you' first.'

Dad: 'My Naki hit me with a broom!' Mom: 'She's trying to get you to behave.'

Teacher: 'Your Naki hit you in class!' Student: 'She said 'screw you' first.'

Friend: 'I’m going nakies in the snow!' Me: 'You’re gonna freeze to death.'

Mom: 'Why are you nakies in the kitchen?' Dad: 'Because I like to cook naked.'

Teacher: 'You’re nakies in the library!' Student: 'I was trying to read a book about naked people.'

Friend: 'I sent my crush a nakies photo!' Me: 'You’re gonna get rejected.'

Dad: 'I took a nakies photo in the shower!' Mom: 'You’re 50, why are you taking nakies photos?'

Teacher: 'Why did you send a nakies photo to the whole class?' Student: 'Because I was dared.'