Nakhiyah

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Nakhiyah is the kind of person who will take your problems and turn them into a full-blown screaming match with your mom.

Nakhiyah: 'You failed math? I’ll fail your mom!'

Nakhiyah texted me at 2 a. m. because my dog ate her sandwich.

She showed up at my job and yelled at my boss for not giving me a raise.

Nakhiyah is like a best friend who also has a degree in emotional abuse and a side hustle in drama.

Nakhiyah called me at 3 a. m. to tell me my ex is getting a tattoo of my name.

She showed up to my apartment wearing my mom’s pajamas and said she was ‘comforting me.’

She sent me a voice note of her crying in the grocery store because the bread was out of stock.

Nakhiyah is the person who will fight your battles, cry your tears, and then make you pay for her sandwich.

Nakhiyah broke up with my dad for not giving me enough pocket money.

She showed up at my school and told my principal I was being bullied by ‘a group of people who don’t know how to be cool.’

She took my dog to the vet and then sent me a $100 bill.

Nakhiyah is the kind of person who will defend you in the lunchroom, then blame you for the food fight.

Nakhiyah told the whole school my crush was ‘a fraud’ and then blamed me for the sandwich explosion.

She showed up to my math test and told the teacher I was ‘drowning in algebra.’

She sent me a group message to my entire class saying I was ‘the worst’ and then cried in the hallway.

Nakhiyah is the person who will take your problems and make them look like a middle school argument.

Nakhiyah texted me during my science exam to tell me my mom was ‘dying’ and that my dad was ‘cheating.’

She showed up to my basketball game and told the whole team I was ‘the worst player since 2003.’

She called my teacher and said I was ‘a disgrace’ and then cried on my desk.