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The holy time of day when you shed all clothes and let your body shine like a cursed mess, from 6 to 8. No one is watching, so you can scream and dance like a madman.
Mom left for work. Dad went to the store. I took off all my clothes and did the cha-cha in the kitchen.
The only time I don't care if my butt looks like a deflated balloon.
I came home from school and immediately stripped down to my birthday suit. No questions asked.