Nakey Scissor

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Getting your nuts clamped by a pair of scissors while you're butt naked. It's like a bonus from my dude when I do something awesome.

My boyfriend just said, 'You did good, time for Nakey Scissor!' I was like, 'I'm ready.'

I got a 10/10 on my math test. My boyfriend said, 'Let's do Nakey Scissor.' I was like, 'I'm not even tired.'

He said, 'You made me laugh so hard today, time for Nakey Scissor.' I said, 'You're the worst.'

Being naked and getting scissored by a pair of scissors. It’s like getting a free pass from my man when I do something cool.

I told my boyfriend, 'I got a new job!' He said, 'That's cool, let's do Nakey Scissor.'

He said, 'You beat me at video games.' I said, 'That's not fair.' He said, 'It is now, Nakey Scissor time.'

I did something stupid at work. My boyfriend said, 'Time for Nakey Scissor.' I said, 'I don't even know what that is.'

You're naked and scissors are going at you like a crazy person. It's the prize I get from my boyfriend when I do something amazing.

I said, 'I passed my driving test!' He said, 'That’s awesome, time for Nakey Scissor.'

He said, 'You made me eat something gross.' I said, 'That's not fair.' He said, 'It is now, Nakey Scissor.'

I told him, 'I got a promotion!' He said, 'That's cool, let's do Nakey Scissor.' I said, 'I'm not even dressed.'