Naketivity

I saw my cousin and his crush in the park. They were eatin each other’s face like they were the last two people on Earth.

My sister texted me: ‘He asked me to his house. I said yes. I might be dead by tomorrow.’

My friend’s dog just stared at them. It looked confused and mildly disgusted.

My cousin’s crush asked him, ‘Do you want to go to the movies?’ He said, ‘I’d go to the moon if you asked.’

My sister’s text: ‘He asked me to go to the mall. I said yes. I might be in love.’

My friend’s dog just barked at them. It looked like it was trying to save them from their own stupidity.

My cousin’s crush asked him, ‘Do you want to go to the movies?’ He said, ‘Only if you’re in the movie.’

My sister texted me: ‘He asked me to go to the mall. I said yes. I might be getting a boyfriend.’

My friend’s dog just wagged its tail. It looked like it was rooting for them.