nakery

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A nakery is a store where you pay to take off all your clothes and flash your junk in front of strangers until cops drag you out and lock you up.

I paid $20 to take off my pants and got arrested for being a disgrace.

My friend went to a nakery and got sent to jail for showing his butt.

I went to a nakery and got fined because my shirt was still on.

A nakery is like a nudist club for idiots who think they can get away with being bare-assed and end up in trouble.

My uncle went to a nakery and got arrested for showing his bald head.

I took my dog to a nakery and got fined for letting it sniff people.

My sister walked in and got a ticket for being too pretty.

A nakery is a place where you pay to be a fool and show your body to strangers until cops show up and make you wear clothes again.

I went to a nakery and got arrested for being too hot.

My brother showed his tattoo and got locked up.

I walked in and got sent to jail for being too loud.