Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Nakered is when you're so drained you could sleep through a war and still wake up groggy.

I worked 14 hours straight and am now nakered.

After that 3-hour lecture, I was nakered and just wanted to die.

My dog was nakered after chasing a cat for five blocks.

2

Nakered is a nasty word black women use to call black men when they’re being extra annoying and probably cheating on their ex.

That guy is so nakered, he’s got three exes in the same building.

My cousin called my uncle nakered because he was eating my mom’s leftovers.

He was nakered and still had the guts to flirt with my sister.

3

Nakered is like naked, but way cuter and means you’re wearing absolutely nothing.

I was nakered at the pool and got yelled at by my mom.

He ran into the store nakered and got arrested.

She was nakered and still managed to make a full meal.

4

In Ireland, nakered is what you call a guy who looks like a lost sock and is probably drinking too much.

That nakered guy was sitting on the wall and screaming at a pigeon.

My neighbor is a nakered fool who drinks and fights every day.

He was nakered, wearing a tracksuit and a baseball cap upside down.

5

Nakered is when you get so naked you’re not just stripping, you're stripping your neighbors too.

I was nakered with my neighbor and his dog ran in screaming.

My friends and I were nakered and got caught by the cops.

We were nakered and had to hide in the bushes.

6

Nakered is when you play basketball and don’t wear any clothes, you’re just running around like a confused animal.

He was nakered and got tackled by the gym teacher.

The team was nakered and got locked out of the gym.

They were nakered and ended up fighting the whole time.

7

A nakered is a black person and a white person rolled into one, like a confused raccoon.

That nakered guy was confused and tried to talk to both sides.

She was nakered and got yelled at by both her friends.

He was nakered and got stuck in the middle of a fight.