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A nasty insult for faggots. People in Norway use it like it's going out of style. It's the worst thing you can call someone in a snowstorm.
My uncle called my friend a naken because he wore glitter to school.
She said 'you're a naken' when I cried at a movie.
He texted me 'you're a naken and I'm gonna eat your face'.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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The place you go before getting eaten by lions. It's like a trap for people who don't know what's coming.
He said 'you're at the gateway to the lions' den' right before the lion jumped out.
She walked into the gateway to the lions' den and screamed.
My dog ran into the gateway to the lions' den and got eaten.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Naken is when you take all your hair off and put on a shiny hat and gloves. It's the worst kind of nakedness. Only crazy people do it.
He became a naken and wore a hat made of cheese.
She turned into a naken and walked around with a banana glove.
My brother tried to be a naken and got chased by a squirrel.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A naken is someone who helps people and is super nice. They also kick ass at sports when they feel like it. They're like a human version of a superhero.
My teacher is a naken and helps me with math.
He is a naken and beats up the school bully every day.
My mom is a naken and can run faster than a race car.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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The most attractive person in the world. Everyone stares at them. They're like a god of beauty.
She walked in and everyone said 'that's the most attractive person ever.'
He's a naken and everyone wants to marry him.
My dog saw a naken and started barking at him.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A Norwegian phrase that comes out every time someone says 'baken'. It's like a loud annoying beep that makes people annoyed.
He said 'baken' and I yelled 'naken' back at him.
She said 'baken' and the whole class screamed 'naken' in unison.
My brother said 'baken' and I made him do 10 push-ups for saying it.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Naken is the coolest, friendliest, most creative, and smartest person you'll ever know. They're like the king of all things awesome.
My friend is a naken and can draw a perfect circle with his eyes closed.
He's a naken and can solve a math problem in 5 seconds.
She is a naken and can make pizza with her feet.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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