NAKEISHA

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a goddess of taste and chaos who loves her snacks but will curse your name if you mess with her lunch.
'You dare touch my chicken nuggets? I’ll haunt you in the cafeteria.'
'I organized this whole room. You? You’re a disaster.'
'You said I was fine? I’m not fine. I’m furious.'
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a human who can make a sandwich look like art but will throw a fit if you spill soda on her homework.
'That soda is a crime against my math problems!'
'I made this sandwich like a pro. You? You’re a rookie.'
'You’re lucky I didn’t draw on your face with marker.'
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a sweet soul with a temper that can turn your day from okay to absolute garbage if you don’t respect her snacks.
'I’m not mad. I’m just stressed. And your snack choice is a disgrace.'
'You’re like a tornado in my snack drawer.'
'You think you’re funny? Wait till I get my snack back.'
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a snack connoisseur who will love you forever if you bring her candy but will hex you if you forget.
'You brought me candy? I’ll give you a hug and a sticker.'
'I’m not angry. I’m just cursed.'
'You forgot my candy? I’ll make you eat my homework.'
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a snack diva who will smile at you like a saint but will scream at you like a banshee if you mess with her snacks.
'I’m not screaming. I’m just giving you a warning.'
'Your snack is a disgrace. I’ll make you eat it with your eyes closed.'
'You think you’re tough? Wait till I bring out the snack army.'
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a snack angel who will bless your day with her smile but will punish you with her wrath if you mess with her snack stash.
'You touched my snack stash? I’ll make you eat it in the dark.'
'I’m not wrathful. I’m just snack-blessed.'
'You’re lucky I didn’t turn you into a snack.'
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