nakeesha

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A Nakeesha is a girl who gets angry over tiny nonsense, then does the same exact nonsense to you and acts like it’s okay. She’ll kiss your ass one minute and kick it the next.

You forget to text her back. She texts you 10 times. Then she forgets to text you back. You text her 10 times. She ignores you.

She says you’re the best. Then you miss a date. She says you’re the worst. Then she misses a date. You say you’re the worst. She says you’re the best.

You call her a witch. She calls you a wizard. Then she forgets about you. You call her a witch again. She calls you a wizard again. Then she forgets about you again.

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A Nakeesha is a girl who acts like you’re her best friend, then when you mess up, she acts like you’re her worst enemy. She’ll love you when you love her. She’ll hate you when you hate her.

You say you’re going to her party. She says she’s going to yours. Then she forgets about yours. You forget about hers. She texts you. You text her. She forgets about you again.

You say you like her. She says she likes you. Then you break up. She says she’s going to break up with you. Then she forgets about you.

You say you’re going to be her best friend forever. She says she’s going to be yours. Then you forget about her. She forgets about you. You text her. She texts you. You forget about her again.

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A Nakeesha is a girl who will treat you like a prince if you treat her like a princess. If you treat her like a princess, she’ll treat you like a prince. If you don’t, she’ll treat you like a dog.

You call her a princess. She calls you a prince. You forget to call her a princess. She calls you a dog. You call her a princess again. She calls you a prince again.

You take her to dinner. She takes you to dinner. You forget to take her to dinner. She takes you to a fast food place. You take her to dinner again. She takes you to dinner again.

You say you’re her prince. She says she’s your princess. You forget about her. She forgets about you. You say you’re her prince again. She says she’s your princess again.

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A Nakeesha is a girl who will kiss you and then slap you. She doesn’t care if you die or live. She just wants you to be mad at her and then she’ll be mad at you.

You say you love her. She says she loves you. You break up. She breaks up with you. You say you love her again. She says she loves you again.

You get shot. She says she doesn’t care. You get killed. She says she doesn’t care. You get shot again. She says she doesn’t care again.

You say you’re going to be her best friend. She says she’s going to be yours. You forget about her. She forgets about you. You say you’re going to be her best friend again. She says she’s going to be yours again.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

A Nakeesha is a girl who will act like she’s your best friend, but if you don’t act like she’s your best friend, she’ll act like she’s your worst enemy.

You say you’re her best friend. She says she’s your best friend. You forget about her. She forgets about you. You say you’re her best friend again. She says she’s your best friend again.

You say you’re going to her party. She says she’s going to yours. You forget about hers. She forgets about yours. You say you’re going to her party again. She says she’s going to yours again.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

A Nakeesha is a girl who will treat you like a god if you treat her like a goddess. If you treat her like a goddess, she’ll treat you like a god. If you don’t, she’ll treat you like a dog.

You call her a goddess. She calls you a god. You forget to call her a goddess. She calls you a dog. You call her a goddess again. She calls you a god again.

You take her to a fancy restaurant. She takes you to a fancy restaurant. You forget to take her to a fancy restaurant. She takes you to a fast food place. You take her to a fancy restaurant again. She takes you to a fancy restaurant again.

You say you’re her god. She says she’s your goddess. You forget about her. She forgets about you. You say you’re her god again. She says she’s your goddess again.

by Slangipedia 15h ago