Nakee

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When you decide to walk around with nothing on, like a idiot who thinks they’re a wild animal.

My dog ran around the block in the middle of the night like he was doing a nakee parade.

My mom walked into the kitchen in the morning and said, 'I’m not getting dressed today.'

He showed up to work with no clothes on and yelled, 'I’m saving money!'

A ‘this’ that doesn’t know what it’s talking about, like a confused kid who can’t find his lunch.

The essay said, 'This is cool,' but I had no idea what it was talking about.

He asked, 'This is what? A joke? A prank? A nightmare? This is confusing.'

The teacher said, 'This is the best answer I’ve ever heard,' and I had no clue what ‘this’ was.

When you drink so much you forget your name, or maybe your face.

She drank three shots and started crying about her ex like she was in a bar fight.

He drank so much he fell over and started talking to the ceiling.

At the party, I drank until I thought I was a flamingo.

When you’re completely exposed, like when your pants fall off in public and you’re just standing there.

My pants fell off at the grocery store and I just stood there like I was on a stage.

He walked into the classroom with no clothes on and said, 'I’m here to learn.'

I saw her walking down the street with nothing on and I almost died of laughter.

The person who made this definition, because they’re either crazy or they’ve been drinking.

I made this definition because I was drunk and I thought it was a good idea.

This definition was made by me, and I don’t even remember why.

I typed this while I was half asleep and I think I made a mess.

People who cheat on their spouses but still act like they’re in love, like they’re in a romantic comedy.

He cheated on his wife and still said, 'I love you.'

She cheated on her husband and still called him 'my love.'

They both cheated on each other and still acted like they were in a love triangle.

When you streak across a street and then stick fruit up your butt like you’re a crazy person.

He streaked down the street and then put a watermelon up his butt.

She ran through the park in her birthday suit and stuck oranges up her butt.

He walked into the office streaking and then stuck grapes up his butt like it was a party.