Nakedtivity

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A party thrown by Christians who take off all their clothes and scream holy praises to God while doing it. They usually take it down at night because they’re too cold to keep it up and their nuts are freezing.
My uncle’s church did a nakedtivity and my aunt got so cold she started yelling at the devil.
At the nakedtivity, the priest got so hot he took off his robes and his socks.
The nakedtivity was so bad, the kids ran out and got ice cream to cool down.
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When you see someone naked and it sticks with you like a bad smell in the locker room after gym.
I saw my gym teacher naked during a nakedtivity and I still can’t look at him the same way.
My cousin saw her dog naked and now she cries every time she sees it.
I was so traumatized by the nakedtivity, I took a year off of school.
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When being naked makes you feel like a broken toaster or makes other people feel like they just got yelled at by their mom.
My brother’s nakedtivity made him feel like he was the worst kid in the world.
The nakedtivity ruined my self-esteem and I started wearing socks to bed.
My friend’s nakedtivity made her dog bark at her for a week.
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