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Something so good it makes you want to scream and throw your pants in the trash.
That pizza was nakedness level 1000.
My dog just ate my homework. That’s nakedness.
I saw a unicorn in my shower. That was pure nakedness.
nakedness
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When a person is so obsessed with being nude they probably got kicked out of a clothing store for being too naked.
My mom’s a nakedness hobbyist. She’s been naked since 8 AM.
My brother’s a nakedness hobbyist. He shows up at school in nothing but socks.
My teacher is a nakedness hobbyist. She’s been wearing nothing but a towel for a month.
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A group of people who are so naked it’s like a meat market exploded and everyone got covered in glitter.
My friends and I went to the park and all got naked. That was a nakedness party.
There were five people in the pool wearing nothing but swim caps. That was a nakedness group.
At the beach, three people stripped down to their underwear. That was a nakedness squad.
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When someone is so delicious-looking you want to eat them like a burger.
My crush is nakedible. I want to eat her like a taco.
My dog is nakedible. I want to lick him like a lollipop.
My uncle is nakedible. I want to chew him like a chip.
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A disease that makes you wear nothing but a sock and a hat, and people throw you out of stores for being too naked.
My cousin has nakeditis. He wore nothing but a sock to a restaurant and got kicked out.
My sister has nakeditis. She walked into a clothing store in nothing but a hat and got banned.
My dad has nakeditis. He went to a movie wearing just a sock and got thrown out.
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The act of being completely bare, like a chicken that lost its feathers.
I took off my clothes. That was being naked.
My cat ran around the house with no clothes on. That was being naked.
I stood in front of everyone wearing nothing. That was being naked.
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The act of being completely nude, like you just got out of a soup and you’re still hot.
I took my clothes off. That was being Naked.
My brother came out of the shower in nothing but water. That was being Naked.
I walked into the classroom wearing nothing. That was being Naked.