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No plan at all. You're just throwing everything at the wall like it's a math test and you're failing.
He showed up to the party in a bathrobe and called it a fashion statement.
She tried to explain her life story in three sentences and failed.
He bit the head off a chicken and called it a business strategy.
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You’re so clueless you think being confused is a superpower.
He tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and his confidence.
She asked for directions and ended up walking in circles like a lost dog.
He yelled at the TV because it wasn’t paying attention to him.
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You have zero idea what’s going on and you’re not even trying to hide it.
He showed up to the meeting with no shoes and no idea why he was there.
She tried to answer the question but just said ‘I don’t know’ three times.
He took a bite of the cake and screamed like it was a horror movie.
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You’re like a kid who forgot their homework and also forgot how to breathe.
He tried to do his taxes and cried like it was the end of the world.
She ran into the store and asked for ‘the thing that makes you not sad’.
He tried to text his mom and sent a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.
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You’re so lost you think the map is laughing at you.
He tried to find his way home and ended up in a parking lot.
She followed a chicken across the street and called it a plan.
He yelled at the GPS because it wouldn’t shut up.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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