Nakedly

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To be so bare you might as well be a plate of spaghetti with no sauce.
I walked into the room and he was just standing there, completely nakedly. I thought he was dead.
She showed up to the meeting completely nakedly. The boss threw a stapler at her.
He texted me, 'I’m coming over nakedly. Bring snacks.' I brought snacks and a fire extinguisher.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To be so exposed you might as well be a broken toaster in a sock.
He showed up to the party nakedly. The DJ asked him to leave, or he’d have to play the sad trombone.
She texted me, 'I’m coming over nakedly. Don’t mind me.' I did mind her.
My dog walked into the kitchen nakedly. I think he was trying to steal my breakfast.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To be so bare you might as well be a pizza with no cheese and no sauce.
He showed up to the meeting completely nakedly. The boss said, 'You’re fired. And also, get dressed.'
She walked into the classroom nakedly. The teacher gave her a detention and a banana.
He texted me, 'I’m coming over nakedly. Be ready.' I was ready, but also very confused.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To be so exposed you might as well be a chicken without feathers or a job.
I walked into the room and he was just standing there, completely nakedly. I asked if he was a ghost or a lunatic.
She showed up to the gym nakedly. The trainer asked her to leave or he’d have to leave too.
He texted me, 'I’m coming over nakedly. Don’t be scared.' I was scared, but also very amused.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To be so bare you might as well be a bag of chips that fell into a pool.
He showed up to the party nakedly. Everyone ran out. Even the DJ left.
She walked into the office nakedly. Her boss gave her a warning and a coffee.
He texted me, 'I’m coming over nakedly. Don’t be surprised.' I was surprised and also a little proud.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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