Nakedism

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A hobby where people take off all their clothes and walk around like they just came out of a trash can.
My neighbor started Nakedism last week. He walked around the block in nothing but a sock.
My mom joined Nakedism and now she eats cereal in the nude.
My teacher started Nakedism and now she gives pop quizzes in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a group of people strip down and act like they are at a beach party, but it's 2 a. m. and they are in a parking lot.
Three of my friends went Nakedism at the mall. The security guard yelled at them like they were stealing candy.
My cousin did Nakedism with her friends in the park. A dog ran up and licked her leg.
My brother and his friends did Nakedism on the school roof. The principal saw them and had a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone looks so good that you want to kiss them, bite them, or just scream at them because you're that jealous.
My crush is so nakedible, I almost bit my tongue during lunch.
My friend's sister is nakedible. I tried to eat her and got sent to the principal's office.
My dog is nakedible. I tried to eat him and he ran away.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Something so good it makes your brain explode. Like when your mom brings you ice cream on a Saturday.
That cake was so awesome, I felt like I was in heaven.
That movie was so great, I watched it twice in one day.
That pizza was so grandiose, I ate the whole thing in five minutes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A terrible disease where you think wearing pants is a sin and you walk around like you're on a mission from God.
My dad has nakeditis. He walked into the grocery store in nothing but a towel.
My uncle has nakeditis. He went to the bank in the nude and the teller screamed.
My brother has nakeditis. He walked into the classroom wearing only a sock.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you take off all your clothes and act like it's the most normal thing in the world.
My friend did the act of being naked in the hallway and no one even looked at him.
My sister did the act of being naked in the bathroom and my mom yelled at her.
My brother did the act of being naked in the park and got chased by a dog.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you are Naked and it's not just a hobby, it's your whole life now.
My cousin is Naked and he eats breakfast in the nude every day.
My friend is Naked and she walks to school in nothing but a shirt.
My brother is Naked and he sat in the principal's office in the nude.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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