Nakeding

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When you take all your clothes off and show your bare ass to the world like you’re auditioning for a horror movie.
My cousin nakeded in the middle of the grocery store and got a free carton of milk.
My mom nakeded at the vet’s office and the dog ran away.
My brother nakeded during a Zoom call and his boss fired him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lifestyle where you’re either naked or trying to get naked, like a prisoner who’s trying to escape.
My sister’s nakeding hobby got so bad she got a job at a nudist camp.
My dad’s nakeding hobby started when he got fired from his job.
My neighbor’s nakeding hobby is so bad the mailman won’t deliver his mail anymore.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A group of people who are all naked, like a bunch of people who just got caught in a fire and lost all their clothes.
My friends and I nakeded in the park and got chased by the police.
My class nakeded in the gym and the teacher had a heart attack.
My family nakeded at the pool and the lifeguard called the cops.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone looks so good naked that you want to lick them like they’re a popsicle.
My crush nakeded in the hallway and I nearly fell over.
My brother’s friend nakeded at the party and I wanted to eat him.
My mom nakeded in the kitchen and I asked her if she was a snack.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Something so good it makes you want to scream, eat a whole pizza, and maybe even dance in the street.
That cake was so nakeding good I cried.
That movie was so nakeding I got a standing ovation.
That pizza was so nakeding I ate it with my hands.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A disease that makes you think you’re a statue and you don’t need clothes, even when you’re outside in the snow.
My cousin has nakeditis and walks around in the snow with no clothes on.
My brother got nakeditis and got thrown out of a restaurant.
My dog got nakeditis and started licking the floor like it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you take all your clothes off and stand there like you’re the main character in a bad movie.
My mom nakeded in the supermarket and got a free bag of chips.
My brother nakeded in the bathroom and the toilet clogged.
My friend nakeded in the library and got banned from the internet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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