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A nakedible is someone so hot they make you want to gobble them whole like a greasy burger.

My cousin is nakedible. I saw her in the pool and I almost drowned trying to kiss her.

My teacher is nakedible. He took off his shirt and I forgot how to spell 'math'.

My dog is nakedible. He runs around the house like he's on fire.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Nakedible is when you’re so obsessed with being naked that you wear less clothes than a chicken on a beach.

My dad is a nakedible. He’s been wearing pajamas to work for three years.

My sister is a nakedible. She went to the grocery store in a towel and got kicked out.

My neighbor is a nakedible. He walks his dog in the nude and the dog looks confused.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A group of nakedibles is like a pack of wolves, but instead of howling, they just laugh and show off their bare butts.

My friends went to the park as a group of nakedibles. The kids ran away screaming.

We had a nakedible party and my mom called the cops.

My class did a nakedible project and the teacher got a nosebleed.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Nakedible is the best thing ever. It’s like a pizza, but made of glory and sweat.

I got a 10/10 on my math test because I was so nakedible.

My dog got a treat because he was the most nakedible dog in the neighborhood.

I got promoted at work because I was the nakedible employee of the month.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Nakeditis is the worst disease. It makes you strip in public and yell, 'I AM FEARLESS!'

My brother has nakeditis. He took off all his clothes in the grocery store and started a fight.

My mom has nakeditis. She walked into the mall in her underwear and got a ticket.

My dog has nakeditis. He took off his fur and ran around the house like a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Being naked is when you have nothing on and everyone is staring at you like you just broke the law.

I was naked at the party and everyone laughed at me like I was a clown.

I was naked in the classroom and the teacher sent me to the office.

I was naked on the bus and the kids started a chant: 'Naked, naked, naked!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Naked is when you're so exposed you feel like a chicken that lost its feathers.

I was naked in the gym and everyone looked at me like I was a monster.

I was naked in the shower and my friend walked in and screamed.

I was naked in the kitchen and my mom yelled, 'What is going on?'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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