nakeder

I took off my shirt, then my pants, then my socks, and my friend said I looked like a meatball.

She took her clothes off in the middle of the park. I asked her if she was a meatball.

He took his clothes off in the gym and the coach yelled, 'You look like a meatball!'

He’s been naked all week. I asked if he had a problem, and he said, 'It’s a weird obsession.'

She only wears clothes sometimes. Her mom says she has a weird obsession.

He’s been naked for two days straight. His friend says he has a weird obsession.

Three people took their clothes off in the mall. I asked if they were a squad.

A group of four took off their clothes in the park. They said they were a squad.

Five people took their clothes off in the grocery store. I said they looked like a squad.

She looked so good I wanted to eat her like a taco.

He looked like a taco. I asked if I could eat him.

They were so good looking I said, 'I want to eat you like a taco.'

That party was the best thing ever. I said it was like the best pizza I’ve ever had.

He gave me the best thing ever. I said it was like the best pizza.

That movie was the best thing ever. I said it was like the best pizza I’ve ever had.

He had nakeditis and got kicked out of the store. He said, 'I can’t help it.'

She had nakeditis and got kicked out of the restaurant. Her friend said, 'You’re too naked.'

He had nakeditis and got kicked out of the gym. The coach said, 'You’re too naked.'

He took off all his clothes. I said he looked like a chicken with no feathers.

She took off her clothes and said she looked like a chicken with no feathers.

They took off their clothes in the middle of the street. I said they looked like chickens with no feathers.