nakedandy

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a tiny person with a huge brain who thinks too much and gets angry when people don't understand the deep stuff.
I’m not mad, I’m just deeply offended by your lack of depth.
You don’t get it? I’m gonna explain it to you, and you’re gonna like it.
Why is the sky blue? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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a little guy who knows all the laws and stares you down like you just broke the rules of the universe.
You broke the law, and I saw it. You’re gonna pay.
I don’t care if you’re cute. You’re still wrong.
The law is my friend, and you just insulted him.
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a short person who judges everything and thinks the world is stupid for not getting it.
You think this is funny? I’m still processing it.
I’ve seen better jokes from a toddler in a clown suit.
If you don’t get it, you’re not worth my time.
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