Naked wrestling

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Getting it on like a greased pig in a sausage factory
I had sex so hard I think I broke my back.
She said she’d do it with me if I gave her a sandwich.
He tried to have sex with me while wearing a sock.
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A fancy word for getting it on like a monkey in a banana warehouse
I called it a fancy word because I didn't want to say what it was.
He used the word so I wouldn’t get mad.
She said it was fancy, but I knew what it meant.
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The reason you woke up with a sore back and a mystery bruise that looks like a raccoon bit you
After last night, I looked like I had been in a car crash.
He said it was just a little fun, but I had a broken nose.
I had a sore back and a bruise that looked like a raccoon had bit me.
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Another word for getting it on like a confused chicken in a corn field
He said it was another word for sex because he didn’t want to say it out loud.
She called it another word for sex so I wouldn’t get mad.
I used it so I could say it without being embarrassed.
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Two people take off all their clothes and wrestle like a pair of angry iguanas trying to get out of a bag
They wrestled like two angry iguanas in a bag.
He took off his clothes and wrestled like an iguana.
They were both naked and wrestling like iguanas.
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A party where you can watch naked women wrestle in mud like they’re fighting for their lives
She said it was the best party ever because there was mud wrestling.
He watched women wrestle in mud like they were fighting for their lives.
I went to a party and watched women wrestle in mud.
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A club where you can watch women wrestle in mud or get in the mud and wrestle yourself
He joined the club because he wanted to wrestle in mud.
She went to the club and watched women wrestle in mud.
I went to the club and got in the mud and wrestled myself.
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