naked words

'You're the worst friend ever.', said right after you ate their last pizza slice.

'I didn't cheat, I just made a smart choice.', said by someone who failed math.

'You're not cute, you're just average.', said by someone who's never been kissed.

'You're not the boss of me.', said by a kid who just got sent to the principal's office.

'I'm not fat, I'm just well-fed.', said by someone who eats three burgers for breakfast.

'You're not my parent, you're just my babysitter.', said by a kid who's been grounded for a month.

'I didn't do it, I just helped a little.', said by someone who was the one who started the fight.

'You're not my type, you're just my annoyance.', said by someone who's been dating the same person for two years.

'I'm not lazy, I'm just energy-efficient.', said by someone who sleeps through their alarm every day.

'You're not a good friend, you're just a bad listener.', said by someone who never listens.

'I didn't steal your lunch, I just borrowed it.', said by someone who took the last cookie.

'You're not a leader, you're just a follower with no idea where you're going.', said by someone who got lost on the way to school.

'You're not smart, you're just good at cheating.', said by someone who failed the test.

'You're not cute, you're just loud.', said by someone who talks over everyone in class.

'You're not a hero, you're just a bad decision away from being a villain.', said by someone who failed the big project.