naked water-skiing

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naked water-skiing is when you strip down to your birthday suit, grab your board, and ride the waves like a cocky fool, some guys get a hard-on so bad they think they’re doing it for the whole lake.
I took my shirt off and skied like I was the king of the lake. My hard-on was the crown.
My buddy forgot his pants and skied in just his boxers. The lake laughed at him.
I got so hot from skiing, I took my shirt off and my hard-on was showing.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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naked water-skiing is when you lose your clothes, grab your board, and go flying across the water, some guys get so excited they think they’re getting laid.
I skied so fast I took my shirt off. My friends thought I was showing off my abs, but I was just sweaty.
My pants fell off while I was skiing. The lake saw everything.
I was skiing and my shirt flew off. My hard-on was the only thing left.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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naked water-skiing is when you strip down, get on your board, and ride the water like a maniac, some guys get so worked up they think the lake is giving them a free massage.
I took my clothes off and skied like I was on fire. My hard-on was like a flamingo in the sky.
I skied so fast I lost my shirt. My friends said I looked like a naked superhero.
I skied with no clothes on and my hard-on was so big it looked like a whole other person.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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