Naked water

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A shower. Just you and the water. No clothes. No shame. Just you getting rinsed like a soggy sock.
My cousin took a naked water shower and forgot to turn the water off. Now the bathroom looks like a flood zone.
My mom said she took a naked water shower every day. I believe her. She smells like a wet dog.
My brother took a naked water shower and his hair floated like a seaweed monster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Naked water-skiing is when you take your clothes off, grab your board, and try not to fall in the lake. If you’re a guy, you might get a hard-on. If you’re a guy who falls in the lake, you might get a hard-on and a cold shower.
My uncle went naked water-skiing and got stuck in the lake. He came out screaming and still had a hard-on.
My friend took a naked water-skiing trip and got hit by a wave. He ended up with a hard-on and a sunburn.
My dad went naked water-skiing and got so hot he turned into a human sauna.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Plain water. Just water. No flavor. No fun. Just plain old water that makes you feel like you're drinking from a toilet.
My mom said she drank plain water all day. I believe her. She tastes like a toilet.
I took a sip of plain water and it felt like I was drinking a puddle.
My dad drinks plain water and still smells like a wet sock.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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