Naked Walker

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A grumpy old man who parades around the gym like he owns the place. He’s got no clothes on and a attitude to match. He’ll talk your ear off even if you’re wearing a shirt and pants.
'Hey, do you know where the showerheads are?' I said. He looked at me like I was stupid.
'I’m not old, I’m just well-seasoned.' He said that like he’d won a prize.
He tried to start a debate about the best soap in the whole building. I left before it got ugly.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who walks around the gym like he’s on a mission. No clothes. No shame. Just a towel, sandals, and a attitude that says 'you’re not worth my time.'
He walked past me like I was in his way. I was just trying to get to the weights.
He asked me if I wanted to join his soap club. I said no, and he frowned.
He started talking about how he’s been doing this for 30 years. I left before he started talking about his kids.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He walks around the gym with no clothes on, a towel in his hand, and a smirk on his face. He’ll talk to anyone, even if they’re wearing clothes.
He walked up to me and said, 'You’re not dressed for a shower.' I was wearing a shirt and pants.
He asked me if I wanted to know his secret. I said no, and he told me anyway.
He started a conversation about how he’s been doing this for 40 years. I left before it got boring.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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