Naked vegan cooking

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A website where people cook like they just escaped from a meat locker and never wore pants.
I tried to cook breakfast naked, but my eggs were too shy to flip.
My dog watched me cook and now he thinks I'm a vegetable monster.
I cooked lasagna in the nude and my neighbor called the cops.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A site for people who think wearing clothes while cooking is a sin and eating meat is a crime.
I cooked pizza in the nude and my cheese melted like it had a meltdown.
My mom saw me cooking and said, 'You're not a chef, you're a disgrace.'
I tried to cook soup naked and my broth got too emotional.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A site for people who cook like they’re on a date with a salad and have no shame.
I cooked steak naked and my meat got so flirty it started sizzling.
My boss saw me cooking and said, 'You're not working, you're living.'
I cooked noodles in the nude and my pasta got jealous.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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