naked turkey

My bald spot looks like a turkey’s neck. I’m a Thanksgiving disaster.

Shaved my nuts and now I’m the ugly cousin at the dinner table.

I looked in the mirror and screamed. My junk is a turkey’s neck.

Shaved my cock and it looks like a dead turkey’s neck. I’m the ghost of Christmas past.

My junk is so bald it’s like a turkey got hit by a truck.

I shaved my nuts and now I look like I was roasted in a microwave.

Ripped my hair off and now I look like a turkey that got hit by a deodorant spray.

Shaved my junk so hard it looks like a turkey got flayed.

My junk is so bald it’s like a turkey lost its feathers in a fight.