naked triangle

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A jiu-jitsu move that got turned into a gross, sweaty, flesh-eating monster by college kids who think they’re hot stuff.
My roommate tried to do a naked triangle during a group project and got yelled at by the whole class.
At the gym, I saw a guy doing a naked triangle and it looked like he was trying to kill the mat.
During a Zoom call, my friend did a naked triangle and his laptop started to smoke.
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A wrestling move that got replaced with a sweaty, smelly, barely clothed version by people who think they’re tough.
My brother tried a naked triangle on his crush and it ended with him crying in the hallway.
At the party, my friend tried a naked triangle and the DJ had to cut the music.
During a fight club meeting, someone did a naked triangle and got kicked out.
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A move that started as a chokehold and got turned into a smelly, sweaty, half-dressed wrestling match by people who think they’re cool.
My cousin did a naked triangle at a family reunion and my uncle threw a sandwich at him.
At the football game, a guy tried a naked triangle and the whole team laughed at him.
During a video call, my friend did a naked triangle and my dog started barking at the screen.
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