naked therapist

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A naked therapist is like a prostitute who also does yoga and charges by the hour
My therapist took off her clothes and said, 'Let’s work through your trauma, baby.'
He billed me for a full session just because he took off his shirt.
She said I had 'deep emotional issues' and then stripped for the group therapy.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A naked therapist is a stripper who also charges for therapy and doesn’t give you a discount
She said my anxiety was 'all in my head' and then took off her bra.
I paid $150 for a session and got zero advice and a full body massage.
He told me my problems were 'all in my pants' and then stripped in front of me.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A naked therapist is a prostitute who also gives advice and charges more than a normal therapist
She took off her clothes and said, 'Now let’s talk about your ex.'
He billed me $200 just for staring at him in the nude.
She told me my problems were 'all in my head' and then undressed for the whole session.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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