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When the stupid love stuff turns into real talk. You're both half-dead from sex and your brains are still mushy. That's when you yell at each other about your exes and why you're still eating cereal for dinner.
'You still think I'm gonna put up with your mom's ugly face if you don't stop eating Frosted Flakes?'
'Why do you still have a picture of your ex on your phone? I know you still check it when you're high.'
'If you don't stop talking about your job, I'm gonna throw my sock at you again.'