naked table rat

My brother's a naked table rat. He eats chips right off the table like it's his job.

That rat is so used to the table, it probably doesn't even wear pants anymore.

I saw a naked table rat in my kitchen. It looked at me like it was judging my life.

That naked table rat just sat there eating my sandwich. I was mad.

The rat was so naked on the table, it didn’t even bother to hide.

Why is the rat eating my pizza on the table? It’s like it’s showing off.

The naked table rat was eating my cereal. I could’ve cried.

I saw the rat on the table and it was totally naked. I was shocked.

That rat doesn’t even wear a shirt on the table. It’s just there to cause trouble.