Naked Sunday

I woke up with a hangover and a tattoo of my ex's face. Naked Sunday was worth it.

My mom saw me and said I was 'a disgrace to the family.' I said 'thanks, I'm a disgrace to the family.'

I ran out of the house in my underwear and my dog followed me. He’s never coming back.

I tried to hide in the closet, but my brother took a selfie with me and posted it on TikTok.

I walked into the kitchen and my dad said, 'You look like a confused potato.'

I tried to sneak out, but my neighbor saw me and now he's my best friend.

I went to the park and my dog ran away. He came back with a stranger's shirt on.

My friend tried to hide me behind a tree, but I fell over and landed in a bush.

I got a ticket for 'public indecency' and now I owe my uncle $50.