Naked Stayover

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When you sleep with no clothes on in a hotel room and some smelly hotel worker peeps at you like you’re a free snack.
I woke up to a guy in a uniform staring at me like I was a bad pizza.
The night clerk had a face like he’d seen a ghost and a hot dog.
I tried to hide under the sheets, but he just leaned in and said, 'You’re not that bad.'
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Sleeping without clothes in a hotel room while some grumpy employee watches you like you owe them money.
That guy in the hallway was watching me like I’d stolen his coffee.
The manager came in and said, 'I’ve seen worse, but I’ve seen better.'
I was half-undressed and he still had the nerve to ask if I wanted extra towels.
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You strip down and sleep in a hotel room while some creepy worker lingers like they’re waiting for you to fall apart.
I was just trying to sleep when this guy showed up and said, 'You’re not hiding from me.'
He stood there like he had a job to do and I had a job to be embarrassed.
I was in my underwear and he still had the audacity to check my room.
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