Naked Stare

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That face you make when you realize your ex just walked by you and they remember how you looked when you had no clothes on
My ex just walked past me at the grocery store and I felt my face melt like a burnt marshmallow
I saw my ex at the gym and I couldn't stop looking at them like they had a big red sign that said 'I know what you did in 2017'
I walked by my ex at the coffee shop and my brain screamed 'You forgot to wear pants that day!'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone sees you with no clothes on and it’s not hot or romantic, it’s just brutal and you can’t look them in the eye without wanting to scream
My mom walked in on me in the shower and now I can’t look her in the eye without thinking 'I was just washing my hair!'
My roommate saw me in a towel and now I walk around like I have a badge that says 'I was caught'
My brother saw me in the bathtub and now I can't look him in the eye without wanting to throw a pillow at him
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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