naked spacewalk

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Two guys in empty spacesuits in a pitch-black room try to connect their penises like they're docking a spaceship.
He turned on the red lights and said, 'Let's make the space station go to warp.'
She watched from the corner and said, 'This is the worst spacewalk I've ever seen.'
They both yelled, 'We're gonna crash the space station!' and started bucking like maniacs.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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Two guys in see-through suits in the dark try to fuse their penises like they're making a new galaxy.
He pulled out a flashlight and said, 'I'm gonna light up the whole universe.'
She said, 'You're making the Milky Way look like a bad tattoo.'
They both screamed, 'We're gonna explode!' and started jerking like they were on fire.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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Two guys in empty suits in the dark try to join their penises like they're building a space hotel.
He said, 'This is the best spacewalk we've ever had.' And then he passed out.
She watched and said, 'They're gonna need a bigger hotel.'
They both yelled, 'We're gonna check out of the space hotel!' and started humping like it was free.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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