naked solitaire

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When you jerk off while pretending you’re playing cards because you’re too lazy to actually play with someone else
I tried to play solitaire, but my hand was too shaky from all the solo action
My cat watched me play naked solitaire and now it thinks I’m a god
I played naked solitaire for three hours and my mom asked if I was dead
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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When you get so turned on by a single card that you forget you're not wearing pants
I was playing solitaire and my neighbor saw me mid-solo and ran away screaming
I got so worked up over a king that I forgot I was naked
My dog walked in during my naked solitaire and now he thinks I'm a weirdo
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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When you use a deck of cards as an excuse to touch yourself and make it sound like you're doing homework
My teacher asked what I was doing and I said I was playing solitaire, not touching myself
I told my mom I was studying and she came in and saw me doing naked solitaire
I said I was doing card work, but really I was just getting off
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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