Naked snow angel

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A stupid dance where you flail your arms like a confused chicken while shivering so hard you think you’re going to pee your pants. You do this because you’re too high on sugar and too low on brain cells.
My cousin did a naked snow angel in the middle of the street. The mailman saw everything.
I tried to make a snow angel while naked. It looked like I was trying to summon a demon.
My sister did a naked snow angel in the front yard. Our neighbor called the police.
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When you run outside in the snow completely naked and try to make a snow angel, but you’re too cold, too stupid, and too proud to care if people see you.
I did a naked snow angel at 2 a. m. My mom thought I was possessed.
My brother did a naked snow angel in the driveway. The whole neighborhood saw it.
I did a naked snow angel and my dog ran away in fear.
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