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A tiny, shirtless runt who looks like he was stepped on by a donkey.
My cousin wore naked shorts to the beach and got stared at like he was a circus act.
He tried to sneak into the club in naked shorts and got thrown out for being too short.
The guy in naked shorts tried to flirt with the bouncer and got kicked in the shins.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Getting trampled by prison tough guys who use your bare butt to stamp out their smelly smokes.
He got gang plowed in naked shorts and now smells like a smoky toilet.
Prison life is rough when you're in naked shorts and the inmates light up like a fireworks show.
He got his backside used as a cigarette tray and still hasn't stopped burning.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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