naked sea otter

My uncle is a naked sea otter. He wore nothing to the grocery store.

That guy in the park is a naked sea otter. He’s been sitting there for two hours.

My friend’s dad is a naked sea otter. He eats pizza with his hands and screams at the TV.

My cousin is a naked sea otter. He cried when he saw a baby goat.

That man at the beach is a naked sea otter. He’s been staring at the ocean like it wronged him.

My teacher’s brother is a naked sea otter. He cried when the class made a mess.

That guy at the mall is a naked sea otter. He eats cereal and yells at the moon.

My neighbor is a naked sea otter. He wears nothing and eats chips for breakfast.

My dad’s friend is a naked sea otter. He yells at the moon and cries at sad songs.