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The naked god who loves butt cheeks and doesn't care if you're covered in glitter or dirt. You just strip and pray. If you have sex, you get to go to heaven where everyone is butt-naked and no one judges you.
I stripped in front of my math teacher and now I'm in the Naked-sama religion.
My mom prayed to Naked-sama by dancing in the shower.
I had sex with my neighbor and now I’m guaranteed a spot in Naked-heaven.