Naked Salad

My lunch was a naked salad. I might as well have eaten dirt.

I ordered a salad and got a naked salad. I’m gonna die of boredom.

This is the saddest salad I’ve ever seen. It’s like a lettuce funeral.

I took a bite of my salad and it was a naked salad. I regret everything.

This naked salad is so bad, my dog turned down the offer to eat it.

I asked for a salad and got a naked salad. It’s like eating a lie.

I ate a naked salad and it was like eating a boring dream.

My lunch was a naked salad. I think I fell asleep mid-bite.

This salad is so plain it’s like my ex’s personality.