naked rain

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It’s like the sky is trying to prank you by throwing water at you while the sun is laughing at your back.
The sky just did a middle finger to my hair.
I walked outside and got drenched by the sun’s side-eye.
The weather is like my ex, sunny one minute, soaked the next.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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You’re so sad you look like you want to hide in a trash can and cry while the rain hits your face like a boss.
I’m so depressed I could’ve been a professional fetal positioner.
The rain just said ‘nice try’ to my mood.
I looked like a rejected sock in a storm.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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You’re standing outside with no clothes on, and the rain is like your angry uncle who won’t stop hosing you down.
I was walking around like a naked chicken in a storm.
The rain hit me like my mom’s yelling during a family dinner.
I was so naked in the rain, I looked like a confused lobster.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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