Naked Pleasures

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Sex. The only thing that matters. No need for clothes. Just you, me, and a whole lot of screaming.
My dog had sex with my sister. It was loud.
I did it in the hallway. My teacher saw everything.
My mom said I can’t go to the movies unless I promise to never do it again.
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Foreplay is like the appetizer before the main meal. You're getting all worked up, but the real fun is still coming.
He licked my ear for 10 minutes. I was ready to die.
She danced on my face. It was torture and awesome.
He said it was just foreplay. Then he bit me.
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Naked pleasures are when you're doing something fun and you're completely naked. It's like being a kid again, but with more swearing.
I did it in the pool. My brother got in and it was chaos.
I was naked in the kitchen. My dad walked in and yelled.
I did it in my sleep. My mom took a picture and posted it online.
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The best thing in the world is cookies, milk, and naked pleasures all together. It’s like heaven for people who love junk food and being silly.
I had cookies, milk, and sex. I was floating.
I did it while eating cookies and drinking milk. I felt like a god.
I watched a movie and did it. It was perfect.
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Doing naked pleasures while eating cookies and drinking milk is the ultimate combo. You're getting pleasure from food and from your body. It’s amazing.
I had cookies, milk, and sex. I was happy.
I did it in the living room with my friends. It was wild.
I did it in the car. My brother laughed the whole time.
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Watching porn with cookies and milk is the most ridiculous thing ever. You're eating, drinking, and getting turned on by people who probably don’t even know who you are.
I watched porn and ate cookies. I was full and confused.
I drank milk and watched porn. It was like a dream.
I had a whole bag of cookies and watched porn. I don’t know what I did.
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