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A girl gets forced to wear a patch over her eye because a guy shot cum straight into it like it was a target.
My cousin got ambushed by a pirate with a cum cannon.
She cried like a baby after that eye patch went on.
Now she walks around like she’s been in a war.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When a woman gets sprayed in the face with a load of cum and has to wear a patch to hide the mess.
He didn’t aim, he just blasted.
She looked like a raccoon after that face full of cum.
The patch was just a cover for her shame.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A girl gets hit in the eye with a guy’s cum and now has to wear a patch to cover the damage.
He didn’t care, he just let it rip.
She looked like she had been attacked by a cum monster.
The patch was her only hope of hiding the mess.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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